H.A.G.D.

On hold with a cab company... They thank me, and invite me to visit their website... They also have a hall for my celebrations...

The actual person, not as cheerful as the recorded one.  "Aint that the way these things go?" (Can you name what song that line is from?)

Wishing everyone a blessed day in which we see and feel our blessings and help others out. May we all reach our destinations, physical and metaphorical, as smoothly as possible.