All in the Family Free Verse

Archie: You ain’t yet explained to me 

what’s all the attraction with the Catholics?

Edith: They have lots of interesting things – 

like those confessionals right in the church. 

They’re like telephone booths to God.

Gloria: Ma, that’s very poetic.

Archie: What the hell’s poetic about it, 

I didn’t hear nothing rhyme?