Thursday, February 07, 2013

Prayers for Myers Briggs Types


ISTJ: Lord help me to relax about insignificant details beginning tomorrow at 11:41.23 am e.s.t.
ISTP: God help me to consider people's feelings, even if most of them ARE hypersensitive.
ESTP: God help me to take responsibility for my own actions, even though they're usually NOT my fault.
ESTJ: God, help me to not try to RUN everything. But, if You need some help, just ask.
ISFJ: Lord, help me to be more laid back and help me to do it EXACTLY right.
ISFP: Lord, help me to stand up for my rights (if you don't mind my asking).
ESFP: God help me to take things more seriously, especially parties and dancing.
ESFJ: God give me patience, and I mean right NOW.
INFJ: Lord help me not be a perfectionist. (did I spell that correctly?)
INFP: God, help me to finish everything I sta
ENFP: God,help me to keep my mind on one th-Look a bird-ing at a time.
ENFJ: God help me to do only what I can and trust you for the rest. Do you mind putting that in writing?
INTJ: Lord keep me open to others' ideas, WRONG though they may be.
INTP: Lord help me be less independent, but let me do it my way.
ENTP: Lord help me follow established procedures today. On second thought, I'll settle for a few minutes.
ENTJ: Lord, help me slow downandnotrushthroughwatIdo.
Amen.

4 Comments:

Anonymous lavender garden said...

these are fantastic! did you come up with them yourself? which one are you?

February 10, 2013 at 12:01 AM  
Blogger rabbi neil fleischmann said...

My dear colleague and friend Dan Rosen sent out an email to the guidance department in my school (on which I serve) with this link. I don't know if the writer of this blog made it up or not. I didn't.

I an an INFP. You may be familiar with Miriam Adahan's book on the subject (she's also an INFP) -

http://www.amazon.com/Appreciating-People-Miriam-Adahan/dp/0873064852

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http://www.bouldertherapist.com/html/humor/MentalHealthHumor/prayermyersbriggs.html

February 10, 2013 at 1:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

too much! thank you!

February 21, 2013 at 1:58 PM  
Blogger rabbi neil fleischmann said...

glad you liked it anonymous. a pleasure.

February 22, 2013 at 1:08 AM  

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