Thursday, November 10, 2005

Overheard In The World

During a Chuppah:

APO=Artistic Person One, APT= Artistic Person Two
(I was listening in. I was not APO) (Really.)

APO: I'm really busy with artistic projects.
APT: Enjoy it now, when you get married you won't be able to do all that stuff.
APO: No, I'll find the kind of wife that will let me do all that stuff.
APT: Oh... you mean the magic kind.

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Dialogue from the room of a 107 year old woman in the Delridge home in Paramus:

Caregiver: These kids should come back and visit again.
Rabbi: Well, I know how much they hate to miss class.
High School Students: (smile, smile, smile)
Caregiver: This is class.

2 Comments:

Blogger MC Aryeh said...

Being an APO myself, my heart sank at the first half of this post...and was uplifted by the second...

November 11, 2005 at 5:06 AM  
Blogger rabbi neil fleischmann said...

Mirty, you give me and McAryeh hope. But what if he needed to go out regularly to do his photography?

November 12, 2005 at 7:38 PM  

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