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TIME FLIES EVEN IF YOU'RE NOT HAVING FUN
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NEW SINGER TAKES NAME AQUALUNG; IS STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN FAR BEHIND?
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DO IPODS REALLY DIE AFTER TWO YEARS?
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DO YOU OR DO YOU NOT GET COLDS FROM OPEN COATS IN THE COLD?
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DO YOU HAVE TO BE BELOW A CERTAIN AGE TO OWN AN IPOD?
[IN A RELATED STORY: IS BORROWING DIFFERENT?]
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DOES WHITE HAIR MAKE YOU OLD?
[IN A RELATED STORY: if your father dyes his hair and you don't, do you become older than him?]
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WHY IS 32 SIMPLY 32 BUT 42 IS "IN YOUR FORTIES?"
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NOW IS THE NEW LATER
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THE JOY OF THE AFTERNOON NAP?
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SHOULD I STAY OR SHOULD I GO: SOME SONGS HIT THE TRUTH
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