Leap Day Poems

These belong to yesterday, and to four years hence:

Leap Day Baby
by Gregory Pincus

My father never acts his age.
My mother says that's great.
See, Dad's a leap day baby and today he's turning eight!

A Modest Leap Day Proposal
by Greg Pincus

Leap Day comes so rarely.
Why not make it cool?
Make each one a holiday -
Cancel work and school!